Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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