I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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