her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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