i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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