their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
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you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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