plz talk dirty to me
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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