he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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