Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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