Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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