I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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