He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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