don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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