It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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