Pants 0. Shit 1.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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