her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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