I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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