used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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