Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Couch. On fire.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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