She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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