Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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