He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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