i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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