please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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