I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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