now i know why i became what i already was.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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