Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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