I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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