all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I can't trust your balls anymore.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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