her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm always down for nudity.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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