oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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