I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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