When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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