He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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