I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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