Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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