party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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