"it" just moved
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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