Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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