I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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