why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize