My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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