He disabled his match.com account in front of me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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