Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you would pick up someone in the library
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If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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