google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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