Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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