oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so let's talk penis.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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