Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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We got so high we made milksteak
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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