are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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