No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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