I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I stole a fireplace last night.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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