ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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