I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
NoShamevember. You game?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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