i wish peter jackson would direct porn
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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