The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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