ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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