Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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