is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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