He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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